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Martial King s Retired Life Volume 11.5 Chapter 11

Author:Lee Taibai Category:urban Update time:2022-09-13 02:54:47

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While Su Li had Uncle Fu book them in at the inn first, she went to the restaurant Xu Yanran lodged at in Yichang.

Having spent over a year on the run, Hua Qing was equipped with all the knowledge to stay off his pursuers radars. Usually, people hide in secluded places, even going as far as staying anywhere light reached, when trying to shake off pursuers. He, to the contrary, stayed at the most luxurious, if not second most luxurious, inn in the area. His predators never imagined hed take such an unconventional approach. In addition, top-end inns protect customers privacy to an extreme degree, granting him another layer of security. The only problem with the tactic was the immense burden on his wallet. Although Master Xu promised a handsome reward, unless his predicament was resolved, his cost would be infinite. To resolve the money issue, Hua Qing had to occasionally “earn” some spare change, which he also used as an opportunity to gather information.

“Allow me to introduce you.” Sitting around the table in Xu Yanrans room, Hua Qing began, “This is Yanran, daughter of Master Xu. She has borne with all the hardships I have ever since her familys misfortune. Yanran, this is Su Li. You can call her Miss Su. She is, uh… also a victim of those people.”

Xu Yanran didnt need more information to figure out why Hua Qing needed to stay a while longer at Three Gorges Dam and why he stuttered when introducing the maiden younger than herself. Xu Yanran saw Hua Qing as a brother figure after spending so long on the run with him; she hoped her brother could find love. Curbing her urge to chuckle, she, glancing Hua Qings way, expressed, “It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Su. You can just call me Yanran. Brother Huas friend is my friend.”

Su Li had plenty of questions, but etiquette stipulated she respond in kind. “The pleasure is mine, Sister Yanran. I owe Young Master Hua for taking care of me on the journey.”

“Young Master Oh, oh.” Xu Yanran dimpled.

Hua Qing: “This young man is incredible! Yanran, he is the erudite, courageous, heroic individual I told you would help us, Hero Ming, can you put your dumplings down for a second”

“Huh” Ming Feizhen frowned.

Xu Yanran still couldnt fathom how Ming Feizhen would accomplish the feat, but neither Su Li nor Hua Qing made any effort to enlighten her. Little did she know that they didnt know, either, let alone explain.

“Whatever the case, just know that he is a friend. He is on our side… probably.”

Xu Yanran needed a moment before she could nod because Ming Feizhens ability to eat five dumplings simultaneously arrested her attention.

“Be nice to her,” Hua Qing whispered. “Your shifu wants you to marry, doesnt he How you going to accomplish that the way you are”

Ming Feizhen flinched, then looked up at Hua Qing. Hua Qing gestured with his eyes and head toward Xu Yanran. Catching on, Ming Feizhen asked Xu Yanran, “You have someone to introduce to me”

Xu Yanran: “”

Hua Qing whispered, “I meant for you to fix your attitude.”

Ming Feizhen set his chopsticks down, performed a visual audit of Xu Yanran from head to toe, then demanded, “Hey, let me touch your butt.”

Su Li pulled Xu Yanran into her arms. “Young Master Hua, put him in line!”

“Come with me!” Hua Qing dragged Ming Feizhen deeper into the room, far enough from the small living room to ensure the tow maidens couldnt hear them. He let go of Ming Feizhens hand but kept his back facing the boy.

“You want to throw hands”

Hua Qing pivoted around. “I… want to m-”

“Make a shady deal”

“Shady! Why shady! Its not shady!”

“What do you want, then”

“Look, fate mustve let us run into each other while Im in this situation. Im thinking th-”

“You want me to slaughter my way into Liu Shan Men and take Yan Shisans head”

“You sure are bold!”

“I never said I would.”

“Why even bring it up, then! Stop cutting me off when Im speaking!” Hua Qing was legitimately scared for a moment because Ming Feizhen suggested the idea with a straight face. “Youre in the pugilistic world for a wife and a hundred thousand taels, no”

“Oh You heard” Ming Feizhen turned his fingers into steely clamps.

“Wait, wait, wait! I dont need to be silenced for that, do I! Youre the one who spilt the beans when he was sleeping.”

Ming Feizhen relaxed his hands. “And”

“I want to make a deal with you. In exchange for helping you complete your mission, can you help me clear my name and then… teach me some martial arts as well as share some experience in the pugilistic world”

Ming Feizhen titled his head. “Clearing your name isnt difficult. Its pretty much just finding the true mastermind and then contacting orthodox sects. Teaching you some martial arts is no big deal seeing as I didnt learn martial arts from my shifu. What do you mean by sharing experience in the pugilistic world, though”

“Ive always dreamt of being a hero in the pugilistic world, but Ive never hacked it, so Ive never truly tried adventuring. I, uh… hope you can bring me along when you take care of business. Ill be happy just to take on some goons or miscellaneous jobs. Otherwise, Ill be fine just watching from the sideline.” Hua Qing could feel moisture building up in his hands as he spoke.

Hua Qings dream of becoming a hero started from the moment he picked up a wooden rod as a sword and wore on a headband to play hero as a kid. Instead of letting his perilous circumstances crush his hopes, it fuelled his desire to become a hero more than ever before.

“Easy. Come along if you like.”

Although it only took Ming Feizhen a second to nod, Hua Qing felt as though hours had passed.

Ming Feizhen inquired, “Can you seriously help me if I help you”

“Its not a hard task. Master Xu provided me with a decent amount of money. Even if it doesnt come to a hundred thousand, surely Repository Jade cant be worth less than that by much given how many people are fighting for it.”

Ming Feizhen stroked his chin. “Hmm… Should be worth three hundred thousand if you ask me.”

“Thats even better! If I give you Repository jade, then your money issue is solved.”

Ming Feizhen: Hmm… even if I cant sell it, you cant argue I obtained a hundred thousand if I take it back. Id rather not have to do the leg work to collect a hundred thousand. Even if its possible, itd take me ages.

“Okay, so thats a hundred thousand taels solved. What about my wife”

“Come on.” Hua Qing grinned. “Who do you think I am All the other men automatically lose the moment I enter the picture. With me coaching you, theres not a woman you cant court.”

Ming Feizhen slapped Hua Qing.

“What the hell!”

“You can lie to me, but you cant insult my intelligence.”

“Im serious! I get flustered in front of Miss Su, but the ladies are usually all over me everywhere I go.”

Ming Feizhen inspected Hua Qing. His shifu always magnetised the ladies with a similar appearance, so…

“… Lets go with that for now.”

“High five to seal the deal!” Not only did Hua Qing now feel safe but also excited for what was in store. “Can you not call me Hua Buxing, Hua Meiyong or Hua Huahui and the sort in Miss Sus presence We havent even known each other for two days, yet youve already given me a bunch of derisive nicknames.”

“Sure, Hua Badan.”

“What did I just say, you runt!”

“What do I call you, then” Ming Feizhen pouted.

“Cant you just call meBrother Hua”

Ming Feizhen shook his head. “Only people have called meBrother. Ive never called anyoneBrother.”

“People call youBrother How old are you”

“Doesnt matter how old I am. You have to call meBrother. Its the rule.”

“Ah, pfft, theres no faction in the pugilistic world exercising such a rule.”

“When did I ever say its an exclusive rule of the pugilistic world Its my rule.”

“Toss your rule! Why should people adhere to your rule! I refuse!”

“My second brother is two years older than me. He also refused at first.”

This kid has a junior By the sounds of it, he must have more than one. If they were all released into the world… God, have mercy on this world.

“Uh, what happens if he refuses Do you fight him”

“Nah. One time, I lost it with him, so I dragged him by the foot and buried him in a pit of dung to train his respiratory system.”

“Brother.”

“Good boy.”

Im never messing with him when theres a pit of dung nearby!

“But, uh, you dont need to make me look bad in front of people, do you Lets do this: Ill call youBrother when were alone. When other people are around, you call meBrother Hua, and Ill call youBrother Feizhen. Ill be the older brother in public, and you be the older brother when were alone. What do you say” Hua Qings feet already pointed toward the exit.

“Okay.”

“Cool. Lets head back now. We dont want to make them wait for too long.” Hua Qing headed back with an arm draped over Ming Feizhens shoulder. “For real, though, you cant be so direct with girls. If you want a wife, the first thing you need to do is be likeable. You need to show your cool side; you cant just always be wolfing down food or wearing a straight face. Youre not trying to scare them off, after all. Plus, if this is your attitude now, youre going to be a problem when you grow older.”

Afraid the atmosphere would be awkward, Xu Yanran started with a smile. “Whatever the case, Im glad youre back, Brother Hua. While you were gone, more and more people have taken up arms to apprehend you. I think even Liu Shan Men has dispatched constables, so I was worried you had been taken into custody when your ship didnt arrive on schedule.”

“Hahaha, I was fine. Ahem, Brother Feizhen, you should introduce yourself properly.” Hua Qing used his eyes to communicate, “Stay cool. Stay cool.”

Ming Feizhen wiped the oil off his mouth. “Hey.”

Xu Yanran recoiled/ “H-hello… Im Xu Yanran.”

Ming Feizhen tugged up a corner of his lips. “Im Ming Chengwu. Pleasure to meet you.”

Hua Qing jumped to his feet:.“Why did you name yourself that! Also, dont you think its overkill!”

“Sorry, I was joking.” Ming Feizhen cleared his throat, then extended a hand toward Xu Yanran. “Im Ming Mieba (Ming Overlord of Destruction). Pleasure to meet you.”

“Your name is Ming Feizhen! Also, your idea ofcool is wrong! Nobody understands your joke! Who the heck is Ming Mieba!”

Ming Feizhen furrowed his brows. “Its the primary antagonist of a book I recently read calledFathers Lianmeng Planting Woe. Its all the rage on Mount Wudang at the moment.”

“Nobody has ever read it! I bet my life nobody has read it! Also, no girl thinks its cool!”

Su Li raised her hand up to reluctantly. “Actually… I think its a cool name.”

Xu Yanran: “Me too.”

“Do you two have no principles!”

Su Li and Xu Yanran: “What”

“I give up. In short… His name is Ming Feizhen… correct”

“Correct. I like coconuts. Pleasure to meet you.”

“Stop! Why do you keep trying that gag Even those who can keep up are losing the plot now! Anyway, we were discussing how to pay Zhuo Fengru a visit. His estate is in Yichang, but he is usually on the move. As such, we dont know if hes home. If we visit while hes out, we may expose ourselves.”

“Let me give you your first class for success in the pugilistic world.”

“Although your tone leaves a lot to be desired, please do tell.”

“Sometimes, opportunity will come knocking by itself.”

“Huh Whats that supposed to m-”

A tall man infiltrated their room on the third floor via the window connecting to the streets. Spotting the swordsman, Hua Qing linked up Ming Feizhens advice and questioned, “M-might you be Hero Zhuo!”

“Shut up!” The man dressed in black kicked Hua Qing into the wall, cracking the wall. “Ive been searching for you for longer than a year! Today will be your funeral.” He eyed the room, then queried, “Where are Ma Hanshan and the others”

“… Since you set a trap on the ship, I figured the storyteller mustve boarded ahead, which wouldve given him time to notify his superiors.” Ming Feizhen lazily rose. “Based on their line of thought, capturing you wouldnt be the end of it. You think they wouldnt treat you to a torture feast after all the investments they made to capture you Accordingly, they have to have an exchange point. As the ships destination was Yichang, I doubted their allies would wait at the pier. Im sure they already kept tabs on us the moment we showed ourselves. Instead of chasing them around mindlessly, why not wait for them to come to us Thats what I was trying to say.” Ming Feizhen glanced over to starry-eyed Hua Qing and sighed. “That being said, I didnt think a certain somebody would comprehend it the way he did.”

“Kid, youve got quite the mouth, huh” The man exposed a corner of his white pearls. “What are you going to do when trouble visits, though”

“Sixteen.”

“What”

“I stand corrected. Seventeen.”

“What are you talking about” The man reactively squeezed his hilt harder.

Ming Feizhen folded his arms. “There are seventeen of you, yet theyre making you charge in first. Dont you think its unfair”

“Sh-shut up!”

“As men of the pugilistic world, honour is our dignity. For better or worse, we stick together. In the same vein, if youre going to take a beating, you should all take a beating, no”

“Y-” The man flew out the window at the same angle he came in against his will. Next thing everyone heard was a loud thud of bones and flesh against concrete. Those who saw him crash land onto the ground wouldve easily thought he accidentally fell out of the window.

Ming Feizhen looked at his hand and sighed. “Man, Ive been training for so long, yet I still cant control it” He went to the window, then said, “If you want to live, follow me,” and then leapt out the window.

Su Li and Xu Yanran looked at each other: How are we supposed to keep up

The two maidens lugged Hua Qing out of the building to find ten-odd armed men besieging Ming Feizhen. Unlike the usual scene of villains surrounding the hero, the armed men were clearly the sort of men one would deem the heroes forced to draw their blades. They werent the sort of men one would underestimate. Relatively speaking, they appeared superior to the swordsman who stormed into their room.

The bystanders certainly seemed to believe the armed men were in the right, evoking concern in Su Li and Xu Yanrans minds. If the citizens misunderstood the roles, Ming Feizhen would be in trouble. If officers arrived on the scene and the citizens provided incorrect information, all of them would be in trouble.

Contrary to the opinions of bystanders, the cult followers of Lord Miguo were astonished they were being perceived as heroes. After all, they couldnt name one dignifying thing theyd done in years besides saying “good morning” to the cleaner at their doors.

A fellow attired as a scholar voiced, “Hoho, worry not. This is our first visit here. We are not here to busk or sell snake oil. We are here solely to show you the magic of martial arts.”

Ming Feizhen: “Got roids”

“Great question. That is our…” Realising what he was responding to, he went red in the face, much to the amusement of bystanders.

Ming Feizhen shrugged. “I had no idea you were so down to earth. Had we gotten to know each other sooner, Id give you a penny. Unfortunately, Im broke recently, so I cant help. Hang in there for a few more days. Ill go watch you busk.”

“Y-you conniving little runt. We shall serve you your penance for humiliating this esteemed gentleman.”

As embarrassing as it was for the group, they probably appreciated the support of the people in their situation.

Su Li shouted, “Since you call yourselves heroes, fight him one on one. Have you no shame, ganging up on a child”

“No need, Sister Su.”

Hearing the “Sister” prefix for the first time from Ming Feizhen, Su Li couldnt help blushing. “But y-”

“See this”

Before anyone saw him move, Ming Feizhen already had a sword and strip of cloth in his hands that werent there a blink ago. Meanwhile, the scholar was less a sword - scabbard included - and his hairy legs were on full display.

Flared up and abashed, he pulled his pants up. “Who are you!”

The man on the ground, still in a hazy state of mind, warned, “Watch out! Hes a monster!”

“Monster” Ming Feizhen looked around to see everyone as rigid as if they were in a pool of freezing water. “Have you seen a monster” He slowly stretched out his right hand, pressed his thumb to his middle finger, then, wearing a straight face, threatened, “Dont make me snap my fingers.”

“I thought I told you to drop that act!” The cure for Hua Qings coma turned out to be extreme irritation.

Glossary

Hua Buxing - Useless flower

Hua Meiyong - Useless flower

Hua Huahui - Withering flower.

Brother - Hua Qing and Ming Feizhen demand each other address the other as brother (older). The distinction doesnt exist in English unless we add the “Younger” and “Big” prefixes. To overcome this issue, Im running with last name and first name basis.-

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